Oh, Britney March 17, 2009

It took me 13 times, but I finally figured out what Britney Spears’ new song “If You Seek Amy” is really saying. I had been puzzling over it for quite some time (Who is Amy, and why are they seeking her?) and feeling annoyed because I knew there was something more to the song that I wasn’t getting. Well…I get it now, and it makes me want to clap my hands over the ears of anyone under 10. Basically it’s a poorly disguised, Mad Gab version of the F-word. I wish that Britney would have more class, but why would I expect her to change her head-shaving ways? Maybe because I heard her dad is making her read the Bible for an hour a day. But I did hear that she went with the “Amy” song trying to get the edge on bad girl Katy Perry. You can find lots of “Amy” news reports featuring irate parents online, so check it out!